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	<title>let's give 'em somethin' to blog about &#187; humiliation</title>
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		<title>the warrior!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Above is a video from the intro of our new sermon series at church &#8220;THE WARRIOR&#8221;. Check out the sermon and more information on the church at http://www.clcchurch.com Share This]]></description>
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		<title>Why computer guys shouldn&#8217;t work on cars: see pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cthornbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday morning I was getting ready to head out and remembered that my car had a headlight out. Given that I was headed to Terre Haute for the day I wanted to avoid getting a ticket. Since I wanted to save a little bit of money and time and not have the service center change [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Public Humiliation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cthornbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Denise mentioned in an earlier post we had our first childbirth class this evening. Now, for most of you that know me, you know I'm not the biggest on "medical terms" and really anything dealing with pregnancy or the science of the body in general.

During this evening's class the first thing the instructor asked the mothers-to-be to do was to write on a sheet of paper something they find difficult to do since they've been pregnant that wasn't a problem before. About halfway through the class she went through a backpack she had at the front of the room and explained, using props, how much weight a woman gains during pregnancy. Once she had gone through each item she put them all back in the backpack and went around the room to each of the "coaches" (that would be me) and had the mothers reveal their secret struggles.

There were things ranging from getting out of bed to getting up and even shaving their legs (that was a funny one ... haha). Denise's was "grocery shopping" (I'm really glad it wasn't something extremely embarrassing ... haha). Once they revealed their struggle she passed the belly backpack to each coach to have them attempt this feat with the added weight.

The instructor was stumped with that one and decided I needed to move some (3) bags from one side of the room to the other, bending down to place them on the floor. I had to move them each one at a time. Once I had placed each of them on the floor she asked me to put them back on the table ... one at a time. Ok, I'm fine with that ... THEN she decided as I was walking back to my seat, with the belly on mind you, that I must have mistakenly left my wallet in the car and needed to go BACK and find my wallet. I walked over to her purse, knelt down and removed the closest thing I could find - my cell phone. I rose back to my feet to which she responded ... that's not your wallet ... your wallet is at the bottom of the purse. I really wanted to respond with some sort of smart-butt remark about how I was different that most scatterbrained pregnant women (no offense ladies ... refer to some of Denise's earlier posts or comments about pregnancy brain ... hehe) and explain that my billfold would always be right on top. However, I bit my tongue knelt back down and dug her checkbook out from the bottom of the purse and played along.

Anyway, I'm sure most of you are absolutely DYING to see the pictures (yea, Denise didn't forget to make it a Canon Moment and capture the entire process in still photos). For those of you that are just that sick, here is a link:

<a target="_blank" href="http://christhornberry.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=10">Childbirth Class 1 Pictures: Public Humiliation</a>

P.S. For those of you that don't feel sorry for me ... did I mention this was in front of about 9 other people?

P.P.S. The belly wasn't that heavy ;-)!]]></description>
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		<title>The World Today: What is it coming to?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cthornbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you that haven't heard yet there was an astronaut from Houston, TX that was arrested in Orlando, FL. Now that is sort of surprising news in and of itself, however, probably more surprising was the fact that she was found IN A DIAPER (yes, you read that correctly) trying to kidnap a fellow female astronaut who was reportedly having a relationship with a male astronaut. To give the story a little more of a "weird" twist ... the astronaut arrested is a Married Mother of 3!

Check out BoingBoing for more information <a target="_blank" href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/02/05/jilted_diapered_astr.html">http://www.boingboing.net/2007/02/05/jilted_diapered_astr.html</a>

OR CNN:
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/index.html</a>]]></description>
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		<title>grrr&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>denisejoy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever spilled paint on your carpet?  I guess I didn't really spill it on the carpet - but it still managed it's way there. And it's BLACK. Chris and I were moving an old school desk that my mom bought for me quite a few years ago into the living room.  It had been painted on SATURDAY and the legs were still wet on the bottom.  I set it down on the carpet and then foolishly scooted it into place.  It was about a 7 inch scoot, so you can see how big the mark is :(

So Chris, the great man that he is, made a speedy trip to Wal-Mart to purchase some GOOF OFF.  After I tried with Oxy-Clean and some Clorox stuff it just wouldn't budge.  So Chris ended up getting quite a bit of it off.  You can still see where it was, but it looks a lot better!  

I guess that is what rugs were made for - right? :)
By the way - if you ever have to use this GOOF OFF stuff just let me tell you...it is some STRONG STUFF.  I was in the shower when Chris started using it and I could smell it all the way upstairs - in the shower! We left the windows open downstairs all night and the fan going.  Quite an adventurous evening!!]]></description>
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		<title>and i thought nolan doing the splits made me hurt &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cthornbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[watch this <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nGUrQmMLMY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nGUrQmMLMY</a>]]></description>
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